I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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