my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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