We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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