i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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