her vagine was all disorganized.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
We have started to decorate penises.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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