dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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