Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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