That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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