508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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