A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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