So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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