whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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