also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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