Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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