I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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