I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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