So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Pants are for mortals
A+ Viking dick
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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