Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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