Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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