I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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