So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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