Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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