I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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