did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
40s are totally the cure
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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