Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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