remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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