my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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