you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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