Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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