You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
In America we eat man semen.
I love having hate sex.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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