yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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