Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
