please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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