I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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