Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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