do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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