i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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