just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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