Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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