when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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