Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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