You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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