if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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