is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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