reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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