Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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