We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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