so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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