every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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