I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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