yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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