my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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