Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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