i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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