I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just want nice things and good sex
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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