i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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